Fucking Garage....

...and its fucking customers.

Seriously.

As much as you would think it would be a time of peace and good will, Christmas shoppers are ASSHOLES!

I don't fucking care how special you think you are, please don't piss on my day. I didn't do anything to you. I didn't do anything to make your day shitty.

Please don't throw stuff at me.
Please don't rip my face off.
Please don't treat me like I've somehow pissed in your coffee.
Please don't allow your misbehaved mongrel little children to fuck with my work station.
Please don't snap your gum at me. Eww.

Ugh.

Only a few shopping days left until people pull the stick out.