Stupid people are everywhere....

Yes, even in college.

Unfortunately, in MY college.

There's this girl, I won't name her. She is seriously one of the most idiotic people I have ever had the bad fortune to meet and get stuck in a room with for 15 hours a week with. Unfortunately, in addition, she had a dip shit friend with her too!!

I am one of the most peace-loving, tree-hugging, non-violent people you have ever come into contact with, but sometimes it becomes painfully obvious why people kick other people's asses.

Is Homeland Insecurity stalking me?

So this is super odd.

I go to log into Myspace, and it tells me the sign-on is disabled for maintenance. Okay, whatever. So I go to Jeff's page, and I can see him. I do to Serena's page, hers is fine. I go to my URL, and nope. I am down for "Routine Technical Maintenance".

Huh?

I thought it was weird when Walmart (I know it's evil, but I'm poor!) asked for my ID when I bought "Shut Up and Sing" today. Then I talk to a friend, and he says they asked for his ID too when he bought it yesterday....

So he calls his wife and tells her to go to Myspace. She can log in. Her page is up. All of their friend's pages are up. Him? Nope. More of that "Technical Maintenance".

Seems odd.

I'm not a paranoid crazy (I promise), but that's weird, and it kind of freaks me out.

Yes, I give money to the ACLU...and Planned Parenthood...and the Democratic Party...and I shop at EvolveFish...and I make regular calls to Islamic countries (because my DAD lives overseas!)...and I make fun of the POTUS, regularly.....

I am a peace-loving hippy for fucks sake. I do earth day. I try to recycle. I reuse. I only wash laundry on cold. I take public transportation!

I am the LEAST dangerous person I know.

Has the Bush regime progressed to thinking that subversive ideas are tantamount to terrorism?

What the fuck?!